Knock knock! Ding dong.

An Asian person drove home safely.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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