a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

He--Hey guys

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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