- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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