- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

hard cheese

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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