- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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