- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Bark I'm a tree

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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