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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Women's Rights

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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