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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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