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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

2 + 2 = 4

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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