- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did John name his dog? Doggy

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

knock knock who's there? faith

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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