- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Miscarriages.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Women's rights.

Women's rights.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

poop.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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