A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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robin, get in the car.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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