- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Why did the man die? He was old.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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