A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Jovan

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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