How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Today is March 22.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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