- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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