A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Face Hunter is scum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How many light bulbs? 1

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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