- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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