What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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