- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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