- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just wrote this so hard

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Alchohol.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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