- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

EGGPLANT

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

your social life.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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