- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

wanna here a joke? you.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

you suck

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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