WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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