You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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