How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Nickelback

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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