Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Your dads dead. lol

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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