- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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