Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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