- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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