Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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