What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

I will create more jobs for americans

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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