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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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