guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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