What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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whats one plus one penis

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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