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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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