what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Set up Punch line.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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