Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Ross.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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GONNA

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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