- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Wait what? I did not type that!

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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