What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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