- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

its funny cuz i laughed!

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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