Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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