Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did the

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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tommy is retared

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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