- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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