- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Youre mom is so dead...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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