- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

no pun intended

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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