how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Refrigerator

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

racism...deal with it!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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