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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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