- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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