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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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