- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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