What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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John Stamos.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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