- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

your mom died.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

This is not a joke

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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