- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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