Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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pull my finger (farts)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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