Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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