- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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