- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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