- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

The government

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

9/11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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