- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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