obama

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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all jokes aside...

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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