Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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