what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Anthony sucks

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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