- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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