Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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