- Anti Joke

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest