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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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