What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Anti Joke

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