What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

White men's rights

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

sorry got to poo

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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