- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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