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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Your face

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

My dad

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Nickleback.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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