- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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