- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Dyslexics are teople poo

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Penis-biter

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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