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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

hashtags suck balls

Penis-biter

Just found out that it doesn't work.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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