Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Walnut

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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