- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Weed.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what's white and sticky semen

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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