What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

A Jew walks into Macy's

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's big and long? My dick.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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