Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

destiny

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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