What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Internet Explorer

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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