How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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