Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

roses are red violets are blue

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

My name is Harry.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

The chicken crossed the road.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

i have two hands.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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