- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock, knock -The door's open.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

ur gay

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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