Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Penis

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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haha

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Anti Joke

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