Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

get in the car.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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