What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

what's red and horny a red unicorn

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

jibby jobby

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

kaite is dumb that is true

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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