- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.